When the Nigerian government loves you- you get head lice

Do you know what a headlice is, gosh that thing can take the sun out of a beautiful saturday. They keep gnawing and gnawing at your scalp until you give up or kill them.That's the new threat that Okada(motorbike) users like myself face today. The Government has mandated that both the driver and the passenger of the motorbike must wear an helmet a good thing. But wearing a public helmet is like using a public toilet that isnt well maintained. Well, the Nigerian Government has declared that we should all wear helmets now, such awesome love or Could we all be leaving in a conundrum of beautiful lies. The Government who doesnt care that armed robbers would not allow us enjoy our night rest with the other eye closed suddenly loves us so much that they ensure we wear helmets. Don't want to be cynical but it seems someone has replaced the s in sense with a d.Helmets?No teach the Aboki( Motorcycle driver) how not to drive an Okada, those guys are not from around here, they are cats, cause I think they can beat death to it's game nine times.anyway please someone, anyone help us tell the Dovernment to start issuing Cyclers license maybe that will save us.